MINISTRY OF RIDICULOUS REGULATIONS

Section 1: Mandatory Pajama Days

All citizens are required to wear PJs every Wednesday and Thursday from 6am-6pm. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Confiscation of all snacks
• Revocation of all social media privileges
• Forced viewing of reruns of 90s TV shows

Section 2: Bureaucratic Bureaucracy

All government employees are required to fill out a minimum of 5 forms per week, including but not limited to:

• Bureaucratic Request for Slightly Less Bureaucratic Action Form
• Treasury of Unnecessary Information Form
• Form for the Request of the Request for the Request

Section 3: Mandatory Mornings with Coffee

All citizens are required to drink a minimum of 2 cups of coffee per day, or risk being forced to listen to the sounds of elevator music in an endless loop.

Section 4: Unnecessary Meetings

All citizens are required to attend a minimum of 3 unproductive meetings per week, or risk being labeled 'Uncooperative and Unwilling to Participate in the Greater Good.'

Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy is here to help you navigate the complexities of our ridculous regulations.

Registry of Ridiculous Regulations for more information on the ever-changing landscape of our regulations.

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