Minute 2: The Agony of the In-Transitively Challenged

Welcome, traveler, to the land of the In-Transitively Challenged! In this esteemed realm, time is currency, and every minute is a valuable commodity.

As a seasoned expert in this field, I've compiled a list of the top 5 reasons why you'll never make it out of here:

1. You'll never learn to navigate the Byzantine bureaucracy of the Time Travel Agency.
2. Your lack of temporal awareness will lead to constant tardiness, causing you to miss the bus, the train, and the opportunity to be on time.
3. The constant pressure of being on the clock will drive you to the brink of madness, making you question the very fabric of reality.
4. Your inability to adapt to the ever-changing schedules will render you useless in a world where flexibility is key.
5. And finally, you'll never be able to enjoy the sweet taste of being fashionably late, a true luxury in our society.

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