Our highly-trained staff will guide you through the art of doing nothing.
Don't let the constraints of time get you down. Let us.
Time is a human construct, but our clocks are very real.
Our highly-trained staff will guide you through the art of doing nothing.
Don't let the constraints of time get you down. Let us.
We're not just a time-wasting service, we're a way of life.
Our clients are the most relaxed individuals in the multiverse.