Threads of Madness: The Minute-by-Minute Guide to Unraveling Your Sanity

Warning: what you're about to read may drive you completely insane. Proceed at your own risk.

Thread 1: The Infinite Loop of Self-Doubt

Get tangled in an eternal vortex of "am I doing this right?" and "what if I do that instead?"

Dive deeper into the rabbit hole

Thread 2: The Futility of Productivity Systems

Discover the crushing realization that all those to-do lists and apps are just a distraction from the crushing meaninglessness of existence

Find solace in the bleakness of your schedule

Thread 3: The Illusion of Control

Explore the fantasy world where you're not completely helpless in the face of uncertainty and chaos

Learn to laugh at the futility of your efforts