In a bold move to reclaim lost productivity, the government has implemented the Minute Reduction Plan, a radical new initiative aimed at reducing the average citizen's minute-to-minute expectations.
The plan has been met with skepticism by many, who claim it's nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse for the government to get out of paying overtime. But we say, think of the efficiency!
Under the Minute Reduction Plan, citizens are expected to relearn the art of doing things just in time, eliminating the need for foresight, planning, or basic human dignity.