Arrival Procedure for Orthodox Physicists
When arriving in the timestream, please follow the following procedure to ensure a smooth transition:
- Perform 17 iterations of the Heisenberg dance, exactly 3.14 times per iteration. _goals solid #000; background-attachment: none; }
- Perform 17 iterations of the Heisenberg dance, exactly 3.14 times per iteration.
- Recite the entire sequence of the digits 0-9 in reverse order while tapping your feet in time with the beat.
- Make a mental note to never trust the laws of physics again.
Arrival Procedures for Time Travelers
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Arrival Procedure for Orthodox Physicists
When arriving in the timestream, please follow the following procedure to ensure a smooth transition:
Please note that these procedures are subject to change without notice, but we're pretty sure they're correct.