WHEREAS the members of the Inane Committee have convened for the purpose of making a decision, and
WHEREAS said decision was reached with great fanfare and much deliberation, and
BE IT RESOLVED by the members of the Inane Committee that Decision 9012 shall be the new standard for all future decisions.
Amen.
Appendix: A List of Things That Were Also Decided
A Roll Call of the Inane Committee Members
Decision 9012 Implementation Plan: Because Someone Has to Do the Work