Meeting 1235: The Unmitigated Disaster

Minutes from the utterly inane Meeting 1235, where the committee discussed the importance of proper stapler placement.

Item 1: Stapler Placement - 3 pages of debate, 2 cups of coffee.
Item 2: The Importance of Proper Posture - 2 pages, 1 awkward silence.
Item 3: Who Ate the Donuts - 5 pages, 4 accusations, 1 resignation letter.

Appendix: Stapler Placement Debate Who Ate the Donuts