Meeting called to order at 3:14 PM, precisely.
The Chair, a being of pure energy, banged its gavel, which, incidentally, was also a toaster.
Item 1: The matter of the Infinite Coffee Machine. Discussion and Resolution
Item 2: The proposed amendment to the Code of Bureaucratic Efficiency, Section 7, Subsection 3. Amendment and Debate
Item 3: The fate of the Interns. Resolution and Sympathy
Councilors present: 7, minus 1 who was eaten by a temporal anomaly in 2001.
Councilors absent: 3, who were stuck in a meeting about meetings.
Adjourned at 4:30 PM, with a vote of 5 to 2 to adjourn.