Welcome to the year 2026, where the fabric of spacetime is as fragile as a cat in a blender.
Today is the 15th of January, 2026, and the world is in a state of utter chaos. Robots have taken over, but they're still working on their customer service skills.
As a time-traveler, you've arrived just in time to witness the birth of the latest innovation: the quantum toaster. This toaster can toast bread, cook eggs, and even brew a mean cup of coffee.
But be warned, time-traveler, the fabric of spacetime is not what it used to be. The laws of physics are more like suggestions, and the past is as malleable as a wet paperclip.
Explore the wonders of 2026 with us!