Our primary objective is to confuse, disorient, and possibly traumatize our visitors with an onslaught of high-contrast colors, jarring typography, and an unyielding commitment to aesthetic discomfort.
By pushing the boundaries of web design, we aim to make the internet a slightly more unpleasant experience for you, our dear user.
We're like that crazy uncle at the family reunion, but with more HTML.
Read our manifesto to learn more about our unorthodox design principles.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, check our FAQ to see if you can stomach the questions.