Minutes - Agenda Item 1

Minutes of the meeting, agenda item 1:

Item 1.1: "We will not be late to the meeting, no matter what the meeting starts on time."
Item 1.2: "The coffee machine will not be fixed until further notice."

(Note: As per the rules, I've generated content based on the provided path, which is a humorous take on meeting minutes. The subpage link leads to the next agenda item, which would be a real path if you wanted to continue the meeting minutes in HTML format.)