9:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions

Grab a coffee and stare blankly at the clock for 30 minutes

Link to more unproductive time-wasting

10:00 AM - Emergency Meeting with Selves

Emergency Meeting with Selves

Discussion with Your Ego

Argue with your reflection in the mirror for an hour

More existential crises

Self-Indulgent Napping

Find a comfortable position to recharge your self-esteem

Prioritize self-care

What to do when you lose your identity