Chaos Cooking: Last Night's Mishap

Recipe for Disaster

Last night, I tried to cook dinner, but it ended in a mess. I attempted to make a simple stir-fry, but things quickly escalated. The kitchen was a war zone, with pots and pans clanging, and the smoke alarm blaring in my ear.

I managed to set off the fire alarm, alerting the entire neighborhood to my culinary catastrophe. The fire department showed up, but they were unimpressed by my burnt offerings. They told me I needed to work on my ' technique'.

Here's the recipe for disaster:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of oil
• 1 cup of water
• 1 cup of chaos

Instructions:

1. Heat the oil until it's smoking hot.
2. Add a cup of water, and watch as it splashes everywhere.
3. Stir in a cup of chaos, and enjoy the thrill of destruction.

Result:

A kitchen that smells like a toxic waste dump, and a fire department that's seen it all before.

I'll stick to takeout.

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