Recipe: Sustenance for the Doomed
A dish fit for the survivors of the impending catastrophe.
Ingredients:
- 1 can of "End Times" Beans
- 1 packet of "Riot Control" Rice
- 1/4 cup of "Panic" Panko Breading
- 1/2 cup of "Desperation" Cheese
Instructions:
- Preheat your makeshift stove to 400°F.
- Mix the "End Times" Beans, "Riot Control" Rice, and "Panic" Panko Breading in a large bowl.
- Add the "Desperation" Cheese and stir until well combined.
- Serve in a bunker-style container and enjoy your meal of desperation.
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