Chaos Management Case Studies

Expertly Inept Solutions to Everyday Problems

Case Study 1: The Great Office Coffee Machine Debacle

Our team managed to break the office coffee machine, again.

We tried everything: bribing the janitor, hiring a specialist, and even attempting to reprogram it with a toaster.

Lesson learned: sometimes, just sometimes, you can fix it with a can of soda.

Case Study 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

We lost count of the donuts. Again.

We tried everything: hiding them, selling them on the black market, and even using them as evidence for an unrelated court case.

Lesson learned: if it's not in the fridge, it doesn't exist.

Case Study 3: The Inefficiency of Inefficiency

We managed to turn a 10-minute task into an 8-hour ordeal.

We used the latest in cutting-edge technology: a manual, a pencil, and a calculator.

Lesson learned: sometimes, you just need to break it down into smaller, more complicated steps.