Bread-pocalypse: The Unending Bread Compatiblity Issues

Warning: This page is a ticking time bomb of bread-related problems. Proceed with caution.

Symptoms:

Your toaster is on fire. No, really, it's just a metaphorical fire. But still, it's not a good sign.

Your bread is stale.
Your bread is fresh, but in a disturbingly unnatural way.
Your bread is sentient and is judging you.
Your bread is plotting against you.

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