Current Chaos Levels

As of 00:00 UTC, our advanced chaos forecasting models indicate a 90% chance of Sudden Onset Anarchy in the vicinity of your location. Please prepare for:

• Random Acts of Unpredictability
• Rampant Disorganization
• Sudden and Unexplained Noise Levels
• Unplanned Events and Unforeseen Consequences

For the latest updates, visit our Chaos Trends page or our Chaos Statistics page for in-depth analysis.