Next Steps in Chaos Management

Welcome to the Next Steps in Chaos Management guide. You've made it past the existential dread, now it's time to get practical.

Phase 1: Denial is a Phase

You've got 30 minutes of denial, max. Use it to gather resources, prep for the inevitable.

Subphase 1A: Gather allies (i.e., coffee, snacks, a comfortable seat).

Phase 1B: Acceptance is a Process

Phase 2: Panic

Phase 3: Creative Problem Solving

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Phase 4: Surrender to the Void

Good luck.