Step 1: Contemplate the Futility of Chaos Management

It's not just a phase, it's a lifestyle.

Chaos management is like trying to hold water in your hands, but the water just keeps slipping through your fingers and forming a puddle on the floor.

You can read more about the inevitable despair of chaos management.

Or, for a more absurdist take on the subject.

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