Step 1: Prepare for the Worst
As the great philosopher once said, "Hope is the enemy of the wise." In other words, don't bother trying to make things better, just prepare for the worst. It's only a matter of time before things inevitably go south.
Here are some tips to get you started:
- Buy a fire extinguisher.
- Stock up on canned goods.
- Learn basic self-defense techniques.
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