Chaos Management 3: The Final Frontier of Productivity

We're on the cusp of a productivity breakthrough! After months of research, our team has created the ultimate chaos management system.

• Learn about our patented Chaos-Quelling Algorithm
• Get your hands on our limited-edition Chaos Management 3.0 T-shirt
• Read the testimonials from our beta testers (most of whom are still alive)

Note: Side effects of using this system may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous creativity, and spontaneous happiness. Use at your own risk.