Welcome, aspiring harpsichord virtuoso, to the most unorthodox method of learning to play the harpsichord. In this substep, we'll cover the fundamental principles of chaos management, a crucial aspect of mastering the instrument.
To truly excel at the harpsichord, one must learn to harness the chaos that arises from the intricate dance of strings and pedals. It's not just about pressing the right keys; it's about embracing the unpredictable and turning it into an art form.
Here's a quick primer on the basics:
Substep 1.2.1: Advanced String Theory