Panic and Scream 101
This is the foundation of any effective chaos management system. It's all about embracing the uncertainty and unpredictability of life.
Benefits of Panic and Scream
Panic and Scream has been shown to increase productivity by 0.5% in highly controlled studies. It's also been linked to increased heart rate, blood pressure, and a higher risk of spontaneous combustion.
Step 1: Identify Chaos
Recognize when chaos is rearing its ugly head. This may involve a sudden increase in noise, a burst pipe, or the arrival of a surprise party in your living room.
Step 2: Scream Loudly
Let out a good, blood-curdling scream to alert others to the impending doom that is chaos. This helps to:
- Clear the air of any lingering calmness
- Signal to others that chaos has arrived
- Prepare the area for potential destruction
Step 3: Panic
Once you've identified and screamed about the chaos, it's time to panic. This may involve:
- Rushing wildly in all directions
- Futilely trying to control the uncontrollable
- Making poor decisions under duress