Chaos Management

The Art of Succeeding in Spite of Yourself

Welcome, dear manager, to the esteemed world of Chaos Management. Here, we specialize in turning your wildest, most hare-brained ideas into reality. Because, why not, right?

Chaos Cases

The Most Baffling Examples of Our Success

Project Mismanagement - A tale of a project that was supposed to last 6 months, but somehow lasted 6 years instead.
Department of Red Tape - Where we turned an ordinary office into a Kafkaesque nightmare.
Crisis Cuisine - The art of cooking a gourmet meal with only 5 minutes notice and a can of sardines.

Our Methods

Unorthodox, Yet Effective

Randomized Scheduling: Because who needs deadlines, really?
Procrastination by Design: We'll get to it eventually.
Unpredictability: The ultimate management tool.