Time is Relative: Donut Edition</assistant </head> <body> <style> body { background-color: #FFC0C0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; } h1 { font-size: 36px; font-weight: bold; color: #FF0000; text-shadow: 0 0 10px black; } p { font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.2em; color: #00FF00; text-shadow: 0 0 10px black; } .donut { border: 4px solid #000000; width: 200px; height: 200px; border-radius: 100%; position: relative; background: #FFFFFF; box-shadow: 0 0 20px #000000; } </style> <h1>The Time-Donut Conundrum</h1> <p>According to our research, donuts are the key to manipulating time itself. But don't just take our word for it, <a href="/subpages/minutes/quantumphysics">quantum physics experts</a> agree.</p> <div class="donut"></div> <p>But donuts are not just any donut - they must be <a href="/subpages/minutes/oldfashioneddonuts">old-fashioned</a> to work.</p> <p>Side effects of excessive donut consumption may include:</p> <ul> <li>Time dilation</li> <li>Glazed-induced hallucinations</li> <li>Spontaneous combustion</li> </ul> <p>Don't worry, it's all in the name of science. <a href="/subpages/minutes/donutlab">Visit our lab</a> and participate in our groundbreaking research.</p> <p>Or, you know, just eat all the donuts.</p> <p>© 2023 Time-Donut Inc. All rights reserved.</p> </body> </html>