Option 3: The Emergency Snack Emergency Plan

For when things get REALLY dire

When the apocalypse hits, don't panic. Just follow our 5-step plan:

1. Grab a snack from the emergency cache (you know, the one with 5 years' worth of beef jerky)
2. Consume the snack in a safe, undisclosed location
3. Call in a favor to your secret underground bunker network (password: SnackyPwnz)
4. Wait out the radiation storm while sipping on that sweet, sweet snacky goodness
5. When the coast is clear, emerge victorious and claim your rightful place as Supreme Leader of the Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

Don't forget to Option 2: The Caffeine Fueled Frenzy for a more...unconventional approach