You've made it to Step 4! You're really getting the hang of this emotional intervention thing.
Today's agenda: Step 5: The Breakdown - where you'll learn the art of strategically bursting into tears in front of loved ones.
But before that, you'll need to prepare by Step 3: The Backstory, where you'll learn the perfect amount of drama to add to your story.
And don't even get us started on Step 6: The Aftermath, where you'll get to practice your victim face in front of a crowd.
So, buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get real.