Future

Here's a brief guide to what's next. Or, rather, what's been and gone. We're in a bit of a timey-bind with the timelines, but we're working on it.

Some highlights include:

• Robo-sheep will be the dominant life form on Earth.
• The moon will be a giant disco ball, orbiting the Earth as a reminder of our collective taste in music.
• Humans will have forgotten what the word "work" means.
• Everything will be served with extra cheese.

For more information, visit our sister site: 3000 BC and 4000 BC