Today's Featured Invention: Time-Disco
Behold, the Time-Disco 3000! This baby can transport you to any moment in time, but only to the most iconic disco-era parties.
With its built-in bell-bottoms and platform shoes, you'll be the coolest cat in the time-travelling scene.
Side effects may include: spontaneous singing, excessive use of the word "funk," and a strong sense of déjà vu.