Invention 4: The Automatic Pancake Dispenser 3000

The Automatic Pancake Dispenser 3000 is a revolutionary new kitchen appliance that can cook, serve, and clean up after itself. It's like having your own personal pancake butler, but without the snobbery.

Features:

• Instantly cooks a stack of 20 pancakes with a single button press
• Self-cleaning mode automatically scrapes the griddle and washes the dishes
• Integrated syrup dispenser: no more sticky countertops!

Side effects may include:

• Excessive happiness and satisfaction from eating free pancakes
• Uncontrollable urges to buy more syrup and toppings
• Spontaneous combustion from overuse of the automatic pancake dispenser

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