Subscription FAQ

What is this?

This is the subscription FAQ for why-are-you-still-using-ie8 users.

How do I subscribe?

Just click here and fill out the form with your email address and a brief poem about your cat.

What are your refund policies?

We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you are not satisfied, we will refund your money and send you a free gift certificate for a year's supply of catnip.

Can I use my subscription on multiple devices?

Of course, you can use your subscription on all of your devices, including but not limited to: toaster, blender, toaster oven, toaster radio, and toaster phone.

Can I cancel my subscription?

No, you cannot. Our subscriptions are like the weather: unpredictable and unstoppable. But don't worry, we'll send you a nice goodbye gift of a free hug.