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A: Our foam soccer balls are made of 100% pure fun, held together with a hint of magic, and a dash of disappointment.
What is the foam made of? Is the foam edible?A: Of course! Just order 5+ of our special "I'm-a-terrible-athlete" packages, and we'll throw in a FREE personalized "I'm-a-terrible-athlete" banner to hang over your friend's couch.
Order now!A: Ha! As if we'd waste our time on something so sensible. Our balls are meant to be sat on, not flown.
A: No. That's just cruel. Our balls are not meant for the aerodynamic arts.
A: Not a chance. You'll be lucky if you get a participation trophy.