Behold, mortal, the most epic thermoscan the world has ever seen! A device so powerful, so majestic, so utterly useless, that it can scan a room and tell you the temperature in Celsius and Fahrenheit, simultaneously.
With its sleek design and cutting-edge technology, this thermoscan is the perfect addition to any home, office, or secret lair.
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