Minutes Item 7 Part 2: The Conspiracy Unravels

The plot thickens! In the thrilling conclusion to our 7-part series, we've finally uncovered the shocking truth behind the disappearance of our beloved snack food, 'Gloopernacks'.
It turns out, they weren't just recalled for 'quality control', but rather for their alleged ties to a secret society of highly intelligent, snack-hoarding raccoons.
Click here to see our exposé on the 'Raccoon Illuminati'

You are now in the know. Don't say we didn't warn you.