Welcome to the Loop-the-Loop of Doom, where time is relative.

Where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only constant is chaos.

Here, the fabric of space and time is woven from the threads of madness and despair.

So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready to ride the Loop-the-Loop of Doom!

Or, you know, just click here for more info on our unique approach to reality.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might want to travel back in time, but be warned: time travel is hard.

Subpages:

• Chaos Theories: Because who needs order, anyway?
• Time Dilation: Where the past, present, and future all collide in a messy heap.