You had 30 seconds to decide the fate of the space-time continuum, but now you're stuck on this page. Don't worry, it's not like the universe is going to end or anything... oh wait, it probably is.

A local time traveler, known only by their handle "Timey," had a crisis on their hands. Their time machine had broken down, and they couldn't decide between saving a kitten from a runaway bus or preventing the invention of the selfie stick.

After 30 minutes of agonizing, they gave up and went to get some coffee. Now the universe is doomed.