In a shocking turn of events, Thing 3 was found to be not as boring as previously thought.
Minutes of the meeting have been transcribed from a grainy, static-filled VHS tape, with much of the audio lost to the ages.
Key points include:
- Someone mentioned "synergy" 12 times in a 5-minute span.
- Another person used the phrase "low-hanging fruit" to describe a particularly easy task.
- There were reports of a possible "synergy" party planned for after the meeting.
Note: Transcripts are subject to interpretation and may not be entirely accurate.