Meeting 31, Submeeting 2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
The meeting was called to discuss the growing threat of sentient sock puppets, who were reportedly taking over the conference room.
Present were:
- Bob from HR
- Jane from Marketing
- John from IT
Agenda:
- 1. Sock Puppet Uprising
- 2. New Coffee Machine
- 3. Vacation Days
Notes:
Bob: "I told you we needed to take this seriously. Now we have puppets running around, demanding more coffee." Jane: "I'm more concerned about the implications of sentient puppets on our brand image." John: "I can handle the tech side of things. But we need a plan to contain these... creatures."
Actions:
- Establish Sock Puppet Containment Unit
- Review company policies on "cute" creatures
- Order more coffee