Minutes from the Meeting of the 32

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 29 other people.

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the finer points of procrastination.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Watch cat videos.
• Item 2: Take a three-hour break.
• Item 3: Discuss the meaning of life.
• Item 4: Eat all the donuts.

Action Items:

• John: Research cat videos.
• Jane: Find the donuts.
• Bob: Write 5000-word essay on existential dread.

Decisions:

• Item 1: To watch cat videos.
• Item 2: To take a three-hour break.
• Item 3: To eat all the donuts.

Next Meeting: Never.

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