It's been 5 minutes since the last time we heard anything from management. We're starting to think they're just avoiding us.
As we wait, we've been trying to keep ourselves occupied. We've been reorganizing the stapler collection, re-watching reruns of "The Office," and re-reading the employee handbook.
But now, we're getting a little anxious. What's going on behind the scenes? Is it a coup? A takeover? A meeting about the meeting schedule?
We've decided to send a delegation to go and investigate. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents will be back in 5 minutes.