This is the official log of the Paranoid Institute, a place where sanity is optional.
Today's entry: 42 consecutive cups of coffee have been consumed by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, our esteemed director.
Current mood: EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS
Current activity: Dr. Bottomsworth is currently plotting the demise of our arch-nemesis, the Coffee Shop down the street.
Plotting the Doomsday Machine | Mood Log: A Study on the Effects of Caffeine on the Paranoid Mind | Caffeine-Fueled Conspiring
Paranoid Protocol: A Guide to Infiltrating the Coffee Shop | Caffeine Withdrawal Symptoms: A Study of the Paranoid Institute