Minutes of the Primate Council
Welcome to the minutes of the Primate Council, where the great and powerful gather to discuss the intricacies of primate politics.
Minutes from our latest meeting are below:
Meeting 1: The Great Banana Debate
Present: Monkey, Lemur, Capuchin, and Orangutan.
Topic: The Great Banana Debate.
- Monkey: We must hoard the bananas for ourselves.
- Lemur: No, we must share them with all!
- Capuchin: But what of the squirrels?
- Orangutan: I demand 10% of the bananas.
Meeting 2: The Jungle Gym Debate
Present: Gibbon, Mandrill, and Saki.
Topic: Building a jungle gym for all.
- Gibbon: We must have the highest bars.
- Mandrill: No, we must have the sturdiest ropes.
- Saki: I demand the most swings.
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