Current Tournaments
Upcoming Events
Why Participate?
Because you're a thrill-seeking, adrenaline junkie who wants to test their mettle in a battle of wits and brawn. Or, you know, just for the free pizza.
Rules:
- Be prepared to get your hands dirty
- Don't get too attached to your dignity
- Respect your fellow competitors
Prizes
The winners will receive a year's supply of pizza, a trophy, and the adoration of their peers. Losers will be awarded a participation trophy and the satisfaction of knowing they tried.