Emergency Snack Options - Utopian Engineering Disaster Report

We're experiencing a Code Red in the cafeteria. The snack supplies are dwindling, and morale is at an all-time low.

Snack Options:

• Snack Rationing Plan (SRP)
• Sugar Rush Recovery Center
• Pancaking Operations (for the truly desperate)
• Crisis Snack Council (for those seeking bureaucratic assistance)

Please note that the above options are highly experimental and may result in further chaos.