LAST WILL & TESTAMENT

In this, my most trusted advisor's, last will and testament, I appoint Executor of the Future as the one to carry out my every whim and fancy after I've shuffled off this mortal coil.

I leave my prized possession, a rare species of sentient, disco-dancing dustbunny, to be inherited by Executor's Pet Pals, my beloved pet rock, Steve.

I also bequeath to the Utopian Engineering Research & Development team, the sole responsibility of implementing the most absurd, yet brilliant, ideas that have been deemed "totally feasible" by our team of experts.