Where the laws of time and fashion don't apply.
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In a world where fashion is the only constant, we've discovered a way to harness the power of quantum leotards to manipulate time itself.
Our research team has cracked the code on quantum superposition, allowing us to exist in multiple timelines simultaneously, all while looking stylish.
But be warned: our leotards are not for the faint of heart. They come with a warning label that says:
"May cause severe temporal dissonance, spontaneous rethreading, and existential dread."
Still, we're sure you'll want to join us in our quest for fashionably fluid time travel. So, what do you say?
Read our minutes of Incoherent Timeline Narratives to see the full scope of our research.
Or, if you're feeling brave, learn how to dispose of your temporal waste.