Here are some of the most ambitious projects conceived by the Utopian Engineering Collective: a group of visionary engineers who dared to dream of a world where everything works just a little bit better.
We attempted to create a device that would expand your pockets to fit an infinite number of items. Unfortunately, the prototype kept getting stuck in an infinite loop and we had to be cut out of the test subjects.
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We tried to create an automated disco party system that would make every room a dance floor. Unfortunately, it ended up making every room a smoldering pit of despair. The mirrors we used to create the 'disco-ball' effect were just too reflective for human minds.
Read the full report on this ill-fated project.
Or, if you're feeling brave, read the incident report
Sonic Sabotage: The Utopian Engineers' attempt to create a soundproof building
Quantum Quarantine: A system designed to isolate individual particles from each other