Utopian Innovations

Where the future meets the absurd.

Utopian Sustenance Dispensers

We've got you covered for all your sustenance needs!

Our dispensers come with:

  • Free refills on all your favorite utopian delicacies.
  • Optional upgrade to include complimentary utopian-themed memes.
  • Guaranteed 99.9% chance of not running out of snacks.

Technical Specifications:

We're using the latest in utopian innovation technology:

  • 1 x Utopian Algorithmic Dispenser Engine (UADE)
  • 1 x Advanced Sustenance Distribution System (ASDS)
  • 4 x High-Pressure Utopian Sustenance Containers (HPSUCs)

Want more information on our utopian innovations? Check out our innovation registry.

Or maybe you'd like to visit our utopian innovation brewery?