Utopian Societies: Rules for the Perfectly Imperfect

Rule 1: All members are required to wear matching jumpsuits

Because who needs personal expression when everyone looks fabulous in plaid?

Rule 2: Free food and drink are provided, but only for those who can recite the entire script of 'Futurama' from start to finish

Don't bother trying, it's really, really hard.

Rule 3: All meetings will be conducted in a large, echoey conference room with a single, flickering fluorescent light

Because who needs natural lighting when you can have eye strain?

Rule 4: Every member is required to learn the art of playing the accordion, but only for 30 minutes every Thursday afternoonRule 5: All decisions are made by a random number generator, because why not?

It's 100% fair, we swear.

View the Committee of Randomness in action Join the Accordion Club, where 30 minutes of practice is all you need Indulge in our Free, yet Elaborately Conditioned Food and Drink

Disclaimer: Utopian Societies is not responsible for lost productivity, increased anxiety, or spontaneous combustion. Probably.